Kevin Durant: Who is KD?

Kevin Durant has had enough of Blake Griffin, Chris Paul, and Cliff Paul owning all of the commercial headlines. While in the midst of a year in which Kevin Durant has been ruining lives by doing this:

And This:

While making faces like this:

 

Nike, who are geniuses in marketing, found the perfect way to show Kevin Durant is no longer a nice guy. They made him a cop.

We need to get this mad man off the streets. Also, I want those shoes. Damnit Nike, why must you have a direct path to my budget.

-Bford